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Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (1839) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm - health - by Jen_ - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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She sounds..nice?

#1 - On 01/26/2012 at 7:01pm by kateheartswaffle

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Go for her Achilles next time, dawg.

#2 - On 01/26/2012 at 7:02pm by Samberriee

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