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Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (2607)

On 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Twice the taste, none of the calories.

#1 - On 01/13/2012 at 2:50am by Grimmerie

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Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?

#13 - On 01/13/2012 at 3:01am by zingline89

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