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Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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You don't have to go to the gym right away. Start off by walking or getting a small weight set for home. Take baby steps :)

#13 - On 01/12/2012 at 3:15am by ChaosAngel17

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Try something else other than that machine. Don't let one machine stop you. Cardio classes, treadmill, etc. Everybody has to start off somewhere.

#10 - On 01/12/2012 at 3:12am by SilentTreatment

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