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Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (2059)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

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Sue him!!

#1 - On 01/04/2012 at 12:54pm by imp4ct

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you should do leg rises, and wiggle your toes. get some meat on those toes.

#2 - On 01/04/2012 at 12:54pm by flockz

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