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Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (3348)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

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At least she cares :D

#2 - On 12/25/2011 at 6:40am by Purpl3_Ninja

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Well at least you won't die now..

#1 - On 12/25/2011 at 6:38am by ChucktheNorris

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