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Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital. As I went past the nurses station, I heard them talking about the "bastard in Room 303." I went on to visit my husband in room 303. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45763) - you deserved it (4758)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:38am - health - by LadyLuck (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"

#2 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:06am by PianoManGidley

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#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D

#3 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:08am by australiaaaa

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