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Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (27077) - you deserved it (3178)

On 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm - health - by letmedienow - United States

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Well at least he was clearing the air... Parents like honesty....

#1 - On 10/11/2011 at 4:24pm by meelo88

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Well, at least you aren't...

#2 - On 10/11/2011 at 4:24pm by citymayer

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