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Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.

#1 - On 09/21/2011 at 11:52pm by Saltime

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My bus driver offered me some pot today

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