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Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35256) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

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Will your baby suck on your armpit?

#5 - On 09/14/2011 at 4:36pm by boxter57

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Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)

#8 - On 09/14/2011 at 4:37pm by AvengedSevenfold

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