Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

#17379792
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24129) - you deserved it (330)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

jhftrainer23's life also sucks
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard,…

Donny also deserved it
Today, severely tired and pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work.…

Top comments

say fuck you dad and hop out of the car

#1 - On 08/05/2011 at 7:32pm by DanielleSaysHell

See in context

+66

Well, it's better to have your dad pissed at you than to be dead! He'll get over it. I don't think he'd get over being dead, though.

#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 7:34pm by Inspired22

See in context

+66 | 11

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by