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Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I think I would have done the same if I had a pool close to me! So good to know! ;)

#3 - On 07/25/2011 at 6:00am by MoonDreamer30

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godamn spawn campers

#12 - On 07/25/2011 at 6:11am by MtnDew32

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