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Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32565) - you deserved it (2685)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

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you need help getting away from there

#1 - On 07/21/2011 at 12:56pm by daxter136

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AA is for quitters...

#6 - On 07/21/2011 at 12:57pm by Philliesfan9391

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