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Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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tell your roomate to buy you a new one. or grow a pair and drink it.

#1 - On 07/16/2011 at 7:33pm by SamInThe407

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I fucking hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a fuck about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.

#6 - On 07/16/2011 at 7:36pm by SpankyMcThrust

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