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Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16114) - you deserved it (25259)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

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That's weird. Had the same effect when
my friends told me pot would make me feel better

#1 - On 07/15/2011 at 4:44pm by fogell30

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maybe if you frown for five minutes straight it will make it go away

#10 - On 07/15/2011 at 4:48pm by lblanch

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