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Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23785) - you deserved it (2305)

On 07/03/2011 at 7:04pm - health - by drunkinriot - United States

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Shit that sucks. I'm sorry, what an idiot

#2 - On 07/04/2011 at 2:33am by Thisismypchere

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Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.

#7 - On 07/04/2011 at 2:36am by GuidoCheese

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