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Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:58pm - health - by Unberable (woman) - United States (New York)

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well burp through your nose, that's what I do.

#1 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:50pm by Feklfekl2222

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I never trust my mom with putting sunscreen on me. not after having a smiley face on my back.

#7 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:52pm by ZoZo17

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