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Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40092) - you deserved it (3179)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

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thats pretty stupid.... I think she needs help.

#2 - On 06/21/2011 at 9:46am by OrgasmicBunnies

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She loves you to death!

#4 - On 06/21/2011 at 9:46am by badmandilon

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