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Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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HAHAHA!! I'm a fan of any FML that says "the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood..." Good times.

#7 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:24am by kika

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i gave blood in novermber last year and i can faintly remember a clause in all that paperwork that said if at any time you change your mind about giving they will stop the procedure. it sucks that they did that to you.

i hope it doesnt deter you from giving blood in the future. its for a good cause.

and no. 6 you are a jerk : /

#5 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:24am by proxay

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