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Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (11634)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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