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Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22101) - you deserved it (3225)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

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Maybe you hallucinated all of that happening.

#6 - On 06/18/2011 at 5:23pm by MrSexyPants

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Paybacks will be a bitch in a few years when shes sick and old. You have to put that thermometer where?

#7 - On 06/18/2011 at 5:24pm by unvmesucka

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