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Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

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strict patents. fyl OP

#1 - On 06/11/2011 at 1:56pm by ShelbyyCakess

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but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)

#5 - On 06/11/2011 at 2:01pm by Jenna_Tell_Yuh

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