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Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38395) - you deserved it (3735)

On 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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#1 - On 06/09/2011 at 7:56pm by brit4nyxbabii

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*hazmat suit on*
*fire hose primed*
*industrial soap prepared*
*long-handled scrubbing brush located*
Right, I'm ready.

#11 - On 06/09/2011 at 8:00pm by rattusrattus

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