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Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11119) - you deserved it (42771)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

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sounds like a feast for a champion

#2 - On 05/05/2011 at 1:06pm by ceddyz17

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You mean you had to experience it to figure out it was a bad idea?

#3 - On 05/05/2011 at 1:07pm by barlessprison

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