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Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing the air guitar and head banging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10887) - you deserved it (34877)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:52pm - health - by Jordan - United States

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You weren't actually that close to the chair. It ended up near you because it also, was moshing.

Congratulations, moshpit initiated.

#14 - On 04/30/2011 at 7:31pm by Longing

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Ouch man. Maybe you can't handle metal yet.

#21 - On 04/30/2011 at 7:46pm by ShrukiantheMad

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