Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

by cnamobi / 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health

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  • Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

    #2 - On 04/28/2011 at 5:32pm by skitzofreniks

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  • Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

    #3 - On 04/28/2011 at 5:32pm by Zestus

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