Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Today, I'm on crutches and wearing an orthopedic boot because a 22.5 pound box of cat litter fell out of my back hatch onto my foot. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
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diggs010 5
roller derbys are badass?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.
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Superdestroyer1 0
first! go on, mod me I dare you
diggs010 5
roller derbys are badass?
Sniper_Fidelis 1
Just give it a few years.
soccerluv05 0
agree!
AngryGuitarist 0
Get the 12 year olds off my interwebz
andres0405 0
lol Ikr
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
That's exactly what I was thinking XD Roller derbies and unicorns and rainbows and flowers!! ......
sirdolittle 0
I believe it was a joke ... well 'I hope' is more correct ! Oh please, say you were joking !! Please, oh god, please !!! [/drama queen]
ejejeje 0
only in Oregon.
azurewave 6
do you even know what a roller derby is?
afdude87 6
lol roller derby. maybe you could use tennis or badminton next time
Katy326 10
haha I thought the same exact thing when I read it.
docscientist 9
You guys are completely unaware of what roller derbies are...
flickyourbic1223 7
31 Your not one to talk about age. 1995? and interwebz? wow
SteelCladAngel 0
haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube
SteelCladAngel 0
haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube
ifreakingsparkle 0
Really wanna go there? What's more badass than a bunch of hot, tattooed and pierced women skating around in fishnets beating the shit out of each other? ;D But, in all seriousness, roller derby is a high contact sport. I play and three girls are currently sitting out from our team. One is for a small crack in her skull, another is for a torn ACL and the third has a leg broken in two places. Lots of people get hurt, but it's a hell of a sport to watch and play. masondixonrollervixens.com
SteelCladAngel 0
I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh
SteelCladAngel 0
I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh
twiride 12
gotta keep Oregon weird
deeroseryan 8
haha thats what i was thinkingg,,
SteelCladAngel 0
I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh
SteelCladAngel 0
haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube
kss_ga_champ5408 1
I believe roller derby is strictly female... if it was actually badass men would play
Fopearop 6
That is exactly what I thought when I read this.
sierra731 3
Hell yes we are! My team is awesome, but the injuries aren't fun I'll admit!
jenaandtyler4eva 0
i got nothing to say to this lmao
Soloman212 28
You apparently do.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Your mom.
Eggers 2
is hot.
geminiTwin4 3
lol
littlejord007 0
wow his LEG hurt and he was limping cause someone ran over his TOES with a cart of pepsi.... what a pussy
lolwtfdidiread 0
hai
cykedelic 1
Yeah, Your Mom is a great men's derby team! You should check them out here http://yourmommensderby.com/
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.
AliceStar 2
Roller derby is brutal dude. Have you ever played?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
No dude, I haven't. Not that I don't respect it though. I just thought it was a random thing to insert into the story as an example of 'badass.'
HoldenGrudges 0
I do and it's awesome. all big cities have a team; google that shit
reece529 1
lol I was just about to say since when are rolling derbys badass.
AliceStar 2
Roller derby is badass. Someone agree with me ):
redbluegreen 40
Not only that, but it can also be dangerous.
WeooBeans 14
I agree with you!
jess2gd4u 0
it's not bad ass. sorry don't agree there!
insanesna1l 0
yeah roller derby is pretty hardcore. its up there with other hardcore sports such as boxing koalas, extreme goldfish baiting, and the always dangerous sumo suit pillow fighting. according to stats, over 200 people this year alone have died from laughter over the latter
staceysgenesis16 0
sorry i didnt kno roller derby was badass .. cmon pepsi just broke your foot .. thats awsome .. just made coke look like a pussssyy cat ..
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Coke sucks!! Dr. Pepper is waaaaay better. I mean it tastes better and it has an awesome theme quote to it: "Trust me, I'm a doctor" :D
Jrefinne 7
42, I agree completely. People always fight over pepsi and coke, which taste exactly the same, but they never include dr pepper, which tastes way better anyway.
flickyourbic1223 7
I'm a pibb fan myself :)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Pibb is good too, I like either or x) But I prefer Dr. Pepper because of it's slogan XD Yeah I'm weird like that :3
sweet_candy_ 17
Getting hurt with a cart full of Pepsi still sounds painful.
collegeadministr 0
It's not glamourous, but ouch! You'll live.
AngryGuitarist 0
Ouch! the above poster exclaimed! But you'll live -_-
thebestof1984 0
This is a stupid fml post......
Sirin_fml 46
Thanks for the detailed critique, but your comment isn't much better. Maybe better would be to move on to the next FML instead of being a killjoy.
4074 0
yeah. like a cart on a bus would happen.
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
I agree with 11. I read it and I'm like "and u think I care why???" other fmls r good, but a derby fan having a limp... not so much.
OCDC 9
If you don't care, don't read it. Simple solution.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I think what he meant to say is that if he doesn't care he shouldn't of posted anything and just moved on. Like Sirin said
ImInABox 6
They see her rollin', they hatin'...
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
they ridin dirty...
ImmortalKratos 0
^I always thought that meant doin a ***** without a condom on
live4tomorrow 7
Win! Lmao