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Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18707) - you deserved it (2862)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by pepsifoot - United States (Oregon)

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roller derbys are badass?

#2 - On 04/16/2011 at 5:42pm by diggs010

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In Sprite of your predicament, you'll get over this soon. I know you probably have three toes down, but you still have 7 Up. Don't resort to drugs like weed or Coke - it Pepsi you up like a Jolt, but that's Barqing up the wrong tree, and they will Crush your spirit in the long run. Just go and see my orthopedist - Dr. Pepper. You'll feel as Fresca and Fanta-stic as a Sierra Mist.

This advice isn't free- you can put it on my Tab.

#64 - On 04/16/2011 at 7:49pm by DocBastard

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