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Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by pepsifoot - United States (Oregon)

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roller derbys are badass?

#2 - On 04/16/2011 at 5:42pm by diggs010

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Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.

#4 - On 04/16/2011 at 5:44pm by Pretty_Pink_Lady

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