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Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33550) - you deserved it (24747)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

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this is the saddest tale I've heard on this site

#1 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:02am by elliotm

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it's sadder that you bought a Bluetooth, and also that you feel talking to yourself is not normal. most people talk to themselves.

#3 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:08am by amburger7345

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