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Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31091) - you deserved it (5826)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.

#2 - On 03/25/2011 at 10:40am by SARSvirus79

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on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.

#4 - On 03/25/2011 at 10:41am by mayo21

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