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Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. 30 minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18344) - you deserved it (33352)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:15pm - health - by CollegeGirl (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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