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Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. 30 minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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If your clothes weren't filthy I'm sure they still came out wearable all the water used and cycles that they go through in a machine. I've done that on purpose cos I've had no detergent but then I am a dirty hippie :)

#6 - On 05/02/2009 at 4:57am by dirtyhippie

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The only bit that's possibly your fault is forgetting to add detergent, and that is a very easy mistake to make. Half the time I try to do laundry I have to stop the machine and start over because I've forgotten to add detergent.

#12 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:25am by boatiebanter

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