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Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. 30 minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21214) - you deserved it (42420)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:15pm - health - by CollegeGirl (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Don't drink & wash!

#11 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:54am by Blanadestroyer

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The only bit that's possibly your fault is forgetting to add detergent, and that is a very easy mistake to make. Half the time I try to do laundry I have to stop the machine and start over because I've forgotten to add detergent.

#12 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:25am by boatiebanter

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