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Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML

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On 03/13/2011 at 2:55pm - health - by sushi hater - United States (Colorado)

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just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good

#1 - On 03/13/2011 at 6:54pm by luckycharm421

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orange liquid shit? you must have eaten too much fish called escolar. they have oils that we cant properly digest so you can only eat a very small amount of it. ydi for not knowing what you ordered.

#18 - On 03/13/2011 at 7:32pm by chanel8711

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