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Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML


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On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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wow that's terrible I'm sorry

#2 - On 03/09/2011 at 2:36am by track69

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That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...

#4 - On 03/09/2011 at 2:38am by scottovious

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