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Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33408) - you deserved it (2629)

On 03/04/2011 at 4:22am - health - by Brandon Butler -

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Boots, Gloves, Jacket, and Helmet. Well, I guess you should have worn pants.

#2 - On 03/04/2011 at 10:08am by Sushimomo

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ever see invader zim? DEATH BEE!!!!

#1 - On 03/04/2011 at 10:07am by mitchem

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