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Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14179) - you deserved it (38947)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm - health - by Baileyy - United States

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Your NEXT awesome facebook status? Yeah, somehow I doubt that you ever actually had anything close to an awesome status.

So, what did you make of it? "Chicken and peas for dinner today!!! lol,jk jk, it was actually chicken and carrots!!11!"

#11 - On 03/01/2011 at 7:01pm by Doortje

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sometimes it just comes to you.

#1 - On 03/01/2011 at 6:56pm by Jimminee

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