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Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20912) - you deserved it (2743)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

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That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

#3 - On 02/26/2011 at 8:06pm by MsSoulReaper

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Trying to add a diffrent taste to it huh

#6 - On 02/26/2011 at 8:13pm by drzhottie148

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