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Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML


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On 02/20/2011 at 12:04pm - health - by bouncekitty - United States (Illinois)

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"Well, the surgery took a little less than an hour overall"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *rrrrriiiipppppp*

You'll have a funny story to tell!

#7 - On 02/20/2011 at 6:35pm by Privations

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It's just a flesh wound!

#8 - On 02/20/2011 at 6:46pm by Eerrrh

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