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Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38387) - you deserved it (2605)

On 02/03/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Pox (man) - United States (Illinois)

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you should have taken a picture and sent it to him or something.

#1 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:06am by chili10

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your boss is an idiot

#2 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:06am by Timmy_Boy

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