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Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15588) - you deserved it (2834)

On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

#2 - On 01/25/2011 at 2:53am by Doortje

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"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".

#7 - On 01/25/2011 at 3:00am by FYLDeep

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