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Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML


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On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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People get colonoscopies all of the time.
Big deal.

#4 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:12am by SirEBC

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Everyone will get them at some point in their life. It's a routine, and often life-saving procedure. And it's not even that bad, my dad had one a few months ago. I'd say the procedure he had today, having a camera snaked from his groin to his brain to shoot dye and take video was MUCH worse and MUCH more painful. Have that done and we can talk.

#8 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:24am by livetodisco

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