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Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML


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On 01/09/2011 at 6:11am - health - by whitey (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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You were probably just outside for TOO long. Everything has to be in moderation.

#6 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:33pm by Filitov

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I hear ya, girl.. Being white sucks sometimes :/.

#1 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:27pm by Squinklies

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