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Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18258) - you deserved it (2808)

On 01/09/2011 at 6:11am - health - by whitey (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I'm pretty sure some people will say something along the lines of "It's winter, not summer!"


And to those future commenters, I shall tell them that it is summer in Australia.


Bye.

#9 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:37pm by QWERTYCommander

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You were probably just outside for TOO long. Everything has to be in moderation.

#6 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:33pm by Filitov

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