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Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60289) - you deserved it (3149)

On 04/29/2009 at 5:40am - health - by Mars (woman) - United States (California)

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