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Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 7:26pm - health - by Dante -

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Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?

#3 - On 01/07/2011 at 3:12am by Leebra

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DocBastard must have been in that day.

#12 - On 01/07/2011 at 3:31am by FYLDeep

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