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Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15233) - you deserved it (4950)

On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

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It could broken the window and send shattered glass in your eye, then you fall on your face and push it in further and die. Be happy!

#3 - On 01/06/2011 at 10:21am by Yeah_Thats_Me

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"They" just want you to know that "they" can get to you whenever and wherever "they" want.

It might just be a snowball now, but it could have just as easily been a hand grenade.

You'd better watch your step . . . don't piss "them" off. Sleep tight :)

#6 - On 01/06/2011 at 10:31am by perdix

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