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Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18468) - you deserved it (8524)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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close your blinds op.

#2 - On 12/29/2010 at 3:00am by sweet_candy_

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Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.

#4 - On 12/29/2010 at 3:02am by schwancy

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