Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

by captfml / 12/15/2010 at 5:32pm / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • "I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth."

    Sounds like my ex-wife.

    #7 - On 12/15/2010 at 7:54pm by DrAwesome

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  • wouldn't you have noticed? Like why would you randomly press down on soap? I woulda knew it was soap right away.

    #76 - On 12/16/2010 at 12:32am by Daamn_Tiffanyy14

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