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Today, I was sitting on the bus when an obese woman with flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 4:38am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Gross. Just, gross.

#2 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:02am by SARSvirus79

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ewww i woulda slapped that bitch. that's just disgusting.

#5 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:03am by TrimKibbles

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