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Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58028) - you deserved it (8300)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.

#8 - On 12/05/2010 at 1:51pm by Sylverstone

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Well OP, you picked him, you married him, you decided to have a child with him. His behavior cannot be a huge surprise to you. YDI for not using a better judgement in picking a mate. That being said, he has shown you now that he will not be there for you and your baby when you need him. He also pretty clearly showed how much he "cares" about you. It is your choice now whether you want to continue your life with that kind of companionship or not. I know what my choice would be.

#12 - On 12/05/2010 at 1:53pm by lostfaithinpppl

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