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Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (3607)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

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aww shit.

#3 - On 11/28/2010 at 3:24am by redbeater

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Sry About that...if it makes you feel better, the same thing happened to me. They found out i have crohn's disease. FML

#56 - On 11/28/2010 at 5:12am by fullickco

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