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Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 6:33am - health - by can't breathe - Australia (Western Australia)

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The best line is, "My cat was comforting me." I wish my cat comforted me like that. Selfish little jerk!

#4 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:05am by stronghand0331

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Did you throw up on the cat?

#7 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:11am by RedPillSucks

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