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Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8798) - you deserved it (30251)

On 11/19/2010 at 11:54am - health - by SODbeatlesMCRlp (man) - United States

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There is no excuse for smelling bad, unless you're allergic to deodorant. And even then there are options. You totally deserve this one!

#6 - On 11/19/2010 at 12:33pm by Honesty4U

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stink much?

#1 - On 11/19/2010 at 12:32pm by RadAtThis01

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