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Today, my ballet teacher decided to tell us, in detail, about the nasty staph infection she has on her boob. The whole time, she was scratching it. FML


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On 11/19/2010 at 1:07am - health - by fightingkittens (woman) - United States (California)

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ballerinas are usually so skinny that there boobs are non existent

#3 - On 11/19/2010 at 6:06am by spoilt_

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boobs are hard to stratch

#6 - On 11/19/2010 at 6:11am by maphineRAWRS

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