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Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

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On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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what will red meat do?

#2 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:27am by bennyboy111

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that's funny! on a related note, I'm from bc too :)

#1 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:21am by yake12

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