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Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (1732)

On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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that's funny! on a related note, I'm from bc too :)

#1 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:21am by yake12

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"Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin 'cause I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina...!"

#73 - On 11/08/2010 at 2:22am by allmidnighteyes

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